How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.