Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Fish
You weren't there, man!
One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
1
All he could handle was the microwave
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
