Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Look a squirrel!
Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
Why does it have to be a group activity
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
He couldn't handle his lacquer
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
