Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
All of them.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
He couldn't handle his boos.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
