Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A garbage truck
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Tell it to change its socsks!
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Two, but how do they get in there
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Gingerly.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
