Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What is a dog's favourite sport?

Formula 1 drooling!

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!