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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Homeless Woman Jokes More Homeless Woman Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.