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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.