Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!