Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.