Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!