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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit

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Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!