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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!