Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.