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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!