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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

Because of its appeal.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.