Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the ...

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?