Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!