Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.