Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!