Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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A raisin

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Currant Affairs

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!