Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!