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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!