Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!