Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!