Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!