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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!