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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!