Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!