What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.