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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.