What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.