What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!