What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.