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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.