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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.