What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.