What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.