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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.