How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.