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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?