How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets