How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.