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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.