What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.