People got lit and turnt.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Do you have a ticket for that?
Because his hose was in a different area code.
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Because women are at the wheel.
Lil Caesars
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Omelette!!
Omelette, fam
