What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!