People got lit and turnt.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
He stopped making cents.
They turn out the lights.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
He tested positive for Coke.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
It caused a revolution.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Alfred the grate!
Omelette, fam
Omlet!
