What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up