People got lit and turnt.
It blew up
They get bee'd up
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
She puts her top back on and leaves.
A Dobie
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
A Tibetan monk on fire.
Meals on Wheels
One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Because it was 2 turnt up