What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up