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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up