What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.