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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.