What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette