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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.