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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.