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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish