What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.