What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette