What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.