April Sale - 20% Off

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Previous Random Joke Next
Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Omelette Jokes More Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!