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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

Ox-fam

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette