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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

Ox-fam

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up