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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.