What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam