Fam Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do English pirates call each other?

M80