Fam Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'