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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.