What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."