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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Letter Word Jokes More Letter Word Jokes

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.