What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.