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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".