What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What are seals made out of?

Cealls

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.