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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.