What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"