How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron