How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.