How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me