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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

Removed

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me