How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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What are seals made out of?

Cealls

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron