How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.