How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches