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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why are mods the worst?

Removed

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.