How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.