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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

Removed

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.