How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.