The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...
Urine over your head!
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
To get his quarterback.
Coach.
Your mom never gave me reddit gold.
Did you try turning me off and on again?
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
It's skirts versus shins.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.