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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.