Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.