Your mom never gave me reddit gold.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
YOU'RE MOM.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
He who smelt it, dealt it.