What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!