Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.
They both exaggerate the length.
Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...
He wanted to go down on history.
He ran out of balance
High finance!
