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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)