What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "