What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!