What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"