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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).