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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt, dude!

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.