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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I () can't () understand () your accent ().

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination