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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "