What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)