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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.