What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.