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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.