What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.