What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more