What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***