What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!