Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here