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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

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