Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute