Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.