Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found