What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...