What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.