How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.