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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.