How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.