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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.