What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.