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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.