What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.