What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!