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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!