What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.