What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.