What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.