Batman's Parents.
Parental Guidance.
Vanilla Bane!
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
In case he got a hole in one.
Because the woodpecker.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.