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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Batman Parent Jokes More Batman Parent Jokes

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.