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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.