Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.