Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.