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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.