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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry