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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor