Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.