Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber