Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.