To stop getting confused as feminists
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Having legs!
Flatulence
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Quidditching
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Triggerednometry
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
He kept trying to shave the princess.