Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.