What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.