What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
The Millenial Falcon.
A bad Habit.
A tiger moth!
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
Space Jam
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
The bear maximum