What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.