What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Honor roll.
RYEbread....
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Because he ate his pillow.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
