What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
He wanted to see time fly
Because he was biting.
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
Because of all the sandwiches there.
L-mayo
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
The dog taped his mouth.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Honshu!
