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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!