Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!