Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!