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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!