Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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They wanted to see it crack up!

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Banana Nut Crunch.

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God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!