Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!