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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."