Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams