Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila