Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that