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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that