It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
To avoid the draft!
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
The Swallow.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Beets me.