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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive