Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity