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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*