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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*