What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!