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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.