What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.