What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken