What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!