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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.