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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken