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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken