What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken