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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken