What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken