What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken