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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken