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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken