What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Moo moos

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Because they are out standing in their field.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken