Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.