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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Where was I conceived, dad?

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.