Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.