Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.