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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything