What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.