What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.