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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.