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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you