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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.