Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is