Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is