Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.