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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.