Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.