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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.