Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What are they called in America?

Americans.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.