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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!