Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.